What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 02:03

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
Why is there so much free porn on the internet?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Video: Digital Foundry Delivers Its Cyberpunk 2077 Tech Review On Switch 2 - Nintendo Life
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…